Crystal :)

[Crystal :)]

iOS 9

Dearest Apple,
The new features on iOS 9 are amazing. The notes are awesome now. More battery life, yippee! The multitasking is fantastic, and the new font look is cool. But one thing about this update that I wish never happened was the new apps.
Find Friends is on the App Store. Why do I NEED to have it on my phone? Most of my friends either don’t have an iPhone or don’t use the app. I only have an 8gb phone, 6gb of space, and I only have 8 apps on my phone and 1gb of music and I still don’t have enough space as it is. I don’t need Find Friends or Watch, or Wallet on my phone. If I did I would have downloaded it from the lovely App Store. I understand having certain apps like calendar, Safari, or even News. But not Watch. I DON’T EVEN HAVE A WATCH. I don’t use half the apps on this phone and I can’t even delete them. Thanks for your consideration, but I don’t need these.
-A considerate Apple lover

[Crystal :)]

This is perfect.

Me: on a scale from 1 to 10, just how sexual was it?
My uncle: 6.9

XD

[Crystal :)]

Remember This?!

In elementary school, do you remember when you used to be so in love with a guy, that you started writing your first name with his last name in cursive EVERYWHERE? Remember having so many pages filled with your “new” name? Hoping and wishing he would NEVER see those pages, or the love letters of such innocence of childhood that should have never gone away. 

[Crystal :)]

I miss them.

That moment when you catch yourself still thinking about a person that you were close to. A best friend. Even though it has been a month or two, and you know things won’t go back to the way they were. But you catch yourself, thinking about all the memories, all the good times, inside jokes, and fun you had. Losing a best friend. Losing the other half of yourself. Fearing that they don’t admire the friendship as fondly as you do. Fearing that they just don’t care that you’re gone. Why can’t things go back to the way they were before? You know you're growing up, and things are changing, but can’t there just be ONE thing that stays consistent? One person that stays in your life. 

[Crystal :)]

[trillow]

is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..

[no]

lets find out. Everyone comment on this

[katara]

hey

[evaunit08]

I’m watching chopped

[nayx]

poopey butt clan

[factmix69-420]

it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted

[luxio]

let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment

[sugarfreekissu]

i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh

[hellsmonkey]

WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME

[nobyrag]

lmaooooooo this update is awful

[thefantasyhasnolimits]

Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.

[naruhodou-kun]

K I L L M E

[rule-63]

Memes But With Puppies

[kikis-clelivery-service]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[magmadorkmaxie]

this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”

[shnutzer]

save the bees

[princemacolor]

i’m tired

[dippers-internet-history]

why me

[devils-train]

anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts

[unheraldedultimatum]

motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude

[snakepeople]

welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!

[cxptaincaboose]

wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry

[directium]

In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.

[texelations]

Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me

[haywoodyoufreemogar]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

[creeperkinggavin]

tumblr is a 100% funcational website

[i-gavved-it]

Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG

[the-silver-hearted]

What if your legs didn’t know they were legs

[thegaybabydetective]

I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?

[overfathomsdeep]

Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.

[caitlinisactuallyawritersname]

Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.

[thejohnlockhell]

johnlock

[irrelevantbl0g]

I hate everything about this blue hellsite

[dragon-natural]

DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.

[faygopharaoh]

hear it hurgling

[tavr0ss]

AND STEVEN!

[rockbusted]

i want to die

[disufiroa]

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

[keisukesucks]

COCK

[umbrellayoukai]

hey is there a chatzy for clopping 

[hecatias]

im so lonely

[us-president]

sauce

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the discourse

[zaoldyckyellmi]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

[nosarcasmforyou]

¡VIVA MÉXICO!

[zaoldyckyellmi]

Reblogging for that comment

[gutsofficial]

better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven

[spacefoxes]

If home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked

[acw7497]

I never reblogged the “do you love the color of the sky” post so I feel that I’m warranted to reblog this

[wentz-omatic]

what the fuckc I hate this website what is staff doiNG

[wentzfucker69]

by fall out boy

[hurleyfucker]

if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[marlbobro]

god is dead. god remains dead. and we have killed him. how shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? what water is there for us to clean ourselves? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?”

[memegerard]

if u read this ur gay

[tall-out-boy]

what happened in cape town

[fandomsonourminds]

quick someone post the entire bee movie script

[liltoast3]

honestly sweet girl didn’t deserve to flop a lil like that

[bethnya]

im bethany n i love pjm

[meloetta]

https://amzn.com/w/3RY3ERI0CLHXA  💕 💕

[buildabitchworkshop]

its fall and you kno it cos the pumpkin flavored shit is comin ohhhh its a-comin and you can find it anywhere. theres pumpkin coffee pumpkin pie uh pumpkin brad pumpkin ice cream pumpkin cupcakes pumpkin soup but whatever you do do not eat the dunkin donuts pumpkin donuts they are absolute shit and will never be anything else rather than shit

[shitboy96]

Chuck Norris

[targaryeny]

I was born with gills like fish.

[capitolprostitute]

this is the end

[pakolah]

one day this website will be nothing but ashes and this infinitely long text post

[best-of-tumblr]

the official ultimate tumblr petition against tumblr

[crystalcamaro]

“You don’t have to understand here to be here.” -Charlie Crews

[Crystal :)]

[electric-firefly]

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[Crystal :)]

[crystalcamaro]

I flipping LOVE Jennifer Lawrence! :D

[Crystal :)]

• brain: remember kyle xy
• me: i didn't even watch that show, but yeah
• brain: yeah
• me: why'd you remind me of it
• brain: yeah
• Dude I LOVED Kyle XY!

[Crystal :)]

Have you ever felt so desperate that you almost fall for someone JUST because they actually like you?

[Crystal :)]

Am I out of touch?
Am I out of my place?
When I keep saying that I'm looking for an empty space
Oh, I’m wishing you’re here,
but I’m wishing you’re gone, 
I can’t have you and I’m only gonna do you wrong.

Imagine Dragons, Shots